Why I faked my death and printed an obituary just to dump a lady” – Nigerian Man Speaks

  

A Nigerian Man has taken to micro-blogging site, twitter to recount how he faked his own death and printed an obituary poster just so he could leave the relationship he was in at that time.

Read his hilarious narration below ;

One time in final year after defending my project, I met one sweet Post Graduate at Alakahia. She was way older than me but she was sweet.

We did talking stage for like 1 week before she agreed to come to my place and that day was one of the biggest mistakes of my life.

Because of small pre marital sex, this woman was calling me 30 times a day.

If Nepa takes her light – “Baby, you won’t believe what just happened”